Rico's Ramblings

My answer to the question: what do you do all day?

Nevada woman busts butt re-enacting scene from “Titanic”

Honolulu, HI – Hawaii State Park officials reported that a vacationing Nevada woman was injured on Sunday when she tumbled down the face of Diamond Head. The woman, who was identified as Teresita Rapier of Las Vegas, Nevada, escaped with only a bruised ego.


This personal photo shows Rapier moments before losing her balance and tumbling down the mountainside.

According to Park Ranger Daryle Rico, “As near as we can tell, she was doing one of those crazy “Look ma, no hands” poses while sitting on top of the observation deck.” Other witnesses claim Rapier was re-enacting the “I’m Flying!” scene from the film Titanic when she suddenly tumbled ass over tea kettle down the 761-foot mountain.

“My friend and I had a wager going as to whether or not Tess would bounce all the way down to the beach,” said hiking companion Attaz Plateros. “I lost 5 bucks though, because she only made it as far as the snorkel rental.”

titanic 2

Eyewitness claim Rapier was re-enacting this scene from “Titanic” at the time of her fall.

Diamond Head is one of the most popular attractions on Oahu and claims an average of 15 tourists a year. “Most accidents are caused by parasailers who crash into the volcano,” claimed Rico. “But this is the first time we’ve had anyone injured while flying off the mountain.”

Surprisingly, Rapier sustained no serious injuries in her fall. “I guess I’m lucky that the only thing I keep hitting on my way down was my head,” said Rapier.


Single Post Navigation

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: