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Costa Rican’s get-rich scheme goes tits up

Breast carBellevue, WA – Sergio Villalobos, a local Costa Rican immigrant living in the US under an expired work visa, was stunned to realize that his latest business venture has been a colossal failure. The business, Sergio’s Breast Augmentation Service has failed to land so much as a single client.  “I really thought I was onto something this time,” said a dejected Villalobos, “but my business went bust before the paint on my van was dry.”

According to Villalobos, his plan was to offer in-home breast augmentation for a flat fee of $2,800. “That’s just 1,400 bucks a pop,” added Villalobos. But for Seattle women, the affordability factor was not enough to overcome the fear of having a smarmy Costa Rican manhandling their mammaries while under anesthesia.

“Some people simply expect too much,” griped Villalobos.

In this 3-minute infomercial, Villalobos explains the concept of breast enhancement.

In this 3-minute infomercial, Villalobos explains the concept of breast enhancement.

For now, Villalobos has no idea what his next business move will be. And his neighborhood association has demanded that he not park his hot pink company car in the community parking lot. “I’m not sure what I’ll be doing next,” said Villalobos, “but I’ll keep you abreast.”

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