Costa Rican arrested for public indecency
Bellevue, WA – Sergio Villalobos, a local Costa Rican national, was forced to surrender his passport today for allegedly defiling the national hat of Mexico while vacationing in the coastal city of Mazatlan in March of 2011. The incident came to light after photos of Villalobos were posted on Facebook, a popular social media website. The photos show a drunken, pasty white Costa Rican reclining on the beach with one sombrero covering his head and a second sombrero covering his private parts. According to several tourists who were unfortunate witnesses to the event, the sight was nothing short of disgusting.”You just don’t expect that sort of thing on a public beach,” stated Rosita Nikolaeva. “Urination or a dead whale maybe, but never nudity.” Other passers-by were equally horrified.
“I was just fending off some Mexican kids trying to sell me Chicklets,” said Daryle Rico, “when all of a sudden I spotted some drunk trying to catch a few rays. I instantly puked up my taco,” added Rico. “That was twelve pesos shot to hell.”
A third witness, identified as Monica Quintero-Devlaminck, was equally appalled. “The second sombrero was clearly ten sizes too large for him,” insisted Monica. “But it is not uncommon for Costa Rican men to attempt to boast of themselves in such a manner.”
Mexican beach patrol workers quickly whisked the drunken Villalobos off the beach and escorted him to a nearby detox facility. At last report, Villalobos was being held without bail and being charged with public intoxication, indecency and false advertising.